Direction, not dates. Nothing on this page is a commitment, a deadline or a guarantee.
Phase 1 — The siteDONE
- Build twenty-three verification challenges
- Make four of them video games
- Add a captcha to the captcha
- Let people through after three failures, because a wall is not a joke, it is just a wall
Phase 2 — The reading materialNOW
- Whitepaper, roadmap, how-to-buy and legal pages that are actually readable
- A live price card that stays empty until there is something honest to put in it
- Zero fake numbers presented as real ones
Phase 3 — LaunchNEXT
- Deploy the contract and open the pool on the Robinhood Chain
- Publish the contract address on this domain and nowhere else
- Switch the chart to live pricing — the feed hook is already in
app.js - Verify one (1) human
Phase 4 — Flip GOOGLNO
- This will not happen
- It is on the roadmap because every roadmap has one of these
- At least ours is labelled
The honest version
It is a meme token with an unusually stubborn website. The humour is the product; the launch is the plan. When the contract ships, this page gets shorter and a lot more boring.